50 Funny Affirmations

Get your happy on

I am a funny person

Put on your positive pants

Being funny comes easy to me

Your vibe attracts your tribe

I get up, dress up, and show up

Be happy, it drives people crazy

I enjoy making other people laugh

Only positivity goes with my outfit

Don’t forget to be awesome today!

Chin up princess or the crown slips

I am a magnet for fun and good humor

I am open to laughing and having fun

Hey Universe, send some luck my way!

Life is better when you’re laughing

I am surrounded by laughter at all times

I will smile while I still have my teeth

I will drink my coffee and conquer my day

I find joy in making others laugh and smile

I can always think of something funny to say

I will go out today. The world is missing me!

I am grateful for the people that make me laugh

I allow myself to laugh freely and with abandon

I have inner peace, even when people irritate me

I allow myself to lighten up and enjoy the moment

Feelings are just visitors. Kick the bad ones out

I find humor and joy in the little things in life

I am worthy of experiencing joy, laughter, and fun

I allow humor and laughter to fill my life with joy

I am open to experiencing joy and laughter every day

I choose to make humor and laughter a daily priority

I embrace the power of laughter to heal and uplift me

I sometimes might be too much, but I am always enough

Laughter is my medicine, and I choose to take it often

I am deserving of a life full of laughter, fun, and joy

I attract funny people and fun experiences into my life

I will tell the negative voice inside my head to shut up

I give myself permission to let go and have a good laugh

You don’t have to be crazy to work here - but it helps

I choose to see the funny side of things and laugh often

I am capable of extraordinary amounts of procrastination

I’m the master of laughter and the healer of bad vibes

I am a magnet for laughter, whether it's with me or at me

I find joy in sharing jokes and funny stories with others

I am not letting an episode of my life ruin the entire show

Laughter is my coping mechanism for even the cloudiest days

My to-do list doesn’t include dealing with negative people

I am a master of laughter, and I let it flow freely in my life

I allow humor and laughter to create positive energy in my life

It’s ok if people don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow

I am open to experiencing the joy and laughter that life has to offer

I choose to surround myself with people who love to laugh and have fun

I attract parking spots like a magnet, especially when I'm running late

Was it a bad day? Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell "plot twist" and move on

I have no time for stress and worries in my life because I am too busy being awesome

I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday