80 Funny Anniversary Messages

See, I told you I wouldn't forget. Happy Anniversary!

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

Cheers to another year of love, laughter, and laundry!

Congrats on another year of successfully agreeing to disagree

Happy anniversary! Thanks for still loving me even when I'm hangry

All I want is you. Just kidding, I want diamonds. Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on another year of pretending to listen to each other!

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park. Happy Anniversary!

Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be stronger than your snoring

Happy anniversary! I love you more than pizza, and that's saying something

Happy anniversary! Here's to more years of pillow fights and Netflix binges

Another year of loving each other even when we're hangry. Happy anniversary!

Another year of love, laughter, and forgetting to buy milk. Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on surviving another year together without any major injuries!

Cheers to another year of pretending to be organized while secretly winging it!

Cheers to another year of "Yes, dear," "You're right, dear," and "I'm sorry, dear

Happy anniversary! Time flies when you're having fun – and even when you're not!

Congratulations on another year of tolerating my terrible puns. You're a true champ

Another year of love, laughter, and forgetting to take out the trash. Cheers to us!

Happy anniversary! Here's to more years of midnight snack runs and Netflix marathons

Another year of binging Netflix together and ignoring the laundry. Happy anniversary!

Another year has passed, and you're still putting up with each other – that's love!

Happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to reach the top shelf when I can't

Congratulations on another year of tolerating my terrible singing. You deserve a medal

Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be a never-ending game of "I'm sorry, what?

Another year of weird inside jokes, awkward dances, and lots of love. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Thanks for being the reason I smile even when I'm trying not to laugh

Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible cooking. You're a true champion

To the one who still thinks I'm cute even when I have morning breath, happy anniversary!

Another year of love, laughter, and forgetting to take the trash out. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to let me have the last slice of pizza

Cheers to the only person I'd want to be quarantined with for eternity. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Thanks for still loving me even when I eat all the fries off your plate

Congratulations on another year of making me laugh until I cry. You're my favorite comedian

Congratulations on another year of being my emergency contact. You truly are my ride or die

Happy anniversary! Thanks for still loving me even when I accidentally snort while laughing

Cheers to another year of laughing at each other's jokes and pretending to understand them!

Another year down, and you still haven't driven each other completely crazy – impressive!

Happy anniversary! You're still the only person I'd want to be stuck in an escape room with

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband

Happy anniversary! Thanks for being the one to laugh at my jokes, even when they're not funny

To the one who still finds me attractive even when I'm wearing sweatpants, happy anniversary!

Another year down, and you still haven't figured out how to share the blanket – impressive!

Congrats on another year of love, laughter, and arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes

Happy anniversary! Thanks for being the one to remind me to wear pants when we have guests over

Happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to kill spiders and open jars. You're my hero

Happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to laugh at my jokes, even the really bad ones

Another year of laughing until it hurts and loving until we're old and wrinkly. Happy anniversary!

Another year of love, laughter, and forgetting the anniversary until the last minute. Oops, sorry!

Another year has passed, and you both haven't changed a bit – except maybe your tolerance levels

Congratulations on another year of being the better half. You're truly the MVP of this relationship

Congratulations on another year of putting up with my antics. You truly deserve a trophy for bravery

To my partner in crime, happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to join me in my weirdness

Another year of putting up with each other's weird habits and still choosing love. Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on another year of pretending to listen to me ramble on about nonsense. You're a saint

Happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to share your fries, even though I never share mine

To my partner in crime, happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to indulge in my crazy schemes

Happy anniversary! Thanks for being the peanut butter to my jelly and the weirdo to my equally weird self

Happy anniversary to the one who still finds me charming even after seeing me at my 'morning person' worst

Happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to hold my hand, even when it's covered in Cheetos dust

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them

Congratulations on another year of laughing at my terrible dance moves. You're the best dance partner ever

Congratulations on another year of making your love work – and by work, I mean compromising on everything

To the one who still steals all the blankets, happy anniversary! Here's to many more cozy nights of snuggles

Happy anniversary! Remember, it's not the years that count; it's the number of times you've said, "Yes, dear

To my favorite weirdo, happy anniversary! Here's to many more years of us being perfectly imperfect together

Happy anniversary! May your love be like a road trip – full of adventure, fun, and the occasional wrong turn

Happy anniversary! May your love continue to be a never-ending game of "Who's turn is it to take out the trash?

Happy anniversary! May your love continue to grow like a fine wine – or like your collection of "to-do" lists

To my partner in crime, happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to join me in my weird dance parties

To the love of my life, happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to blame when something goes missing

To my favorite human, happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to make me smile, even on my worst days

Congratulations on putting up with me for another year. You deserve a medal, or at least a big box of chocolates

Happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to laugh at my terrible puns, even when they're cringe-worthy

Happy anniversary! May your love be like a hot cup of coffee – strong, sweet, and always there when you need it

Congrats on another year of love, laughter, and trying to remember what you were arguing about in the first place

Happy anniversary! May your love be like a good book – a little bit of mystery, some suspense, and a happy ending

Happy anniversary! Another year of tolerating each other's quirks. Here's to many more years of pretending we're normal

Happy anniversary! Thanks for always being the one to watch cheesy rom-coms with me, even though you pretend to hate them

Congratulations on another year of being the Jim to my Pam, the Ross to my Rachel, and the cheese to my macaroni. Happy anniversary!

To my partner in crime, happy anniversary! Thanks for always being up for spontaneous adventures, even if they usually end in disaster