80 Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

Happy birthday to my best tea
You're not old, you're just vintage!
I know your real age Happy Birthday!
You're getting closer to cracking joints!
You're not old, you're just well-seasoned
Another year of being awesome, happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, I hope you age like fine wine!
Happy Birthday to my favorite pain in the butt
Another year of being fabulous, happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother!
You're not getting older, you're just leveling up!
Happy Birthday to someone too young to be this old
You're not getting older, you're just getting better
Remember, age gets better with wine. Happy Birthday!
Wishing my bestie the absolute best on their birthday!
Older? Yes. Wiser? Not so much. Happy Birthday, bestie!
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age
Another year of being a total rock star, happy birthday!
You're not old, you're just a little bit more experienced
Best friends are awesome, especially yours. Happy birthday!
Cheers to another trip around the sun! Keep on shining, bestie
Happy Birthday to my favorite person to go on adventures with!
Don't think of it as aging, think of it as becoming a classic!
You're not getting older, you're just getting more distinguished
Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young
Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to be foolish
Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
I can’t think of a better gift than my friendship. Happy birthday!
You're not getting older, you're just gaining more experience points
If you’re getting old, that means I am, too! Happy birthday bestie
My birthday wish for you is that your hangover tomorrow isn't too bad
Happy Birthday to someone who has finally reached the age of wisdom teeth
Wishing you a birthday that's as epic as you are. No pressure or anything!
Happy Birthday to someone who is still hotter than their birthday candles!
Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be less noticeable than your laughter lines
Congratulations on another year of being fabulous! Or at least pretending to be
You're another year older, but definitely not any wiser. Happy birthday bestie!
Here's to another year of getting up to no good together! Happy Birthday bestie
Happy birthday to the most fabulous woman I know. Oh wait, it’s not my birthday!
Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Happy Birthday!
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your smile lines
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laugh lines
You don’t look a day over 21! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!
You may no longer be considered young, but you'll always be immature. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to a woman who's old enough to know better and young enough to not care
You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself
Happy birthday, bestie! Here's to you, the only person I'd share my food with... sometimes
Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to party like it's their 21st birthday
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your hairlines recede as gracefully as your wisdom grows
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a state of mind... a very wrinkly, creaky state of mind
Happy birthday! Remember, age is like underwear: it creeps up on you when you least expect it
Happy birthday! Remember, our age is just the number of years the world has been enjoying us!
Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be as fabulous as your taste in friends (hint: that's me)
Stop counting the candles, it will take you until your next birthday to finish! Happy birthday!
Congratulations on another year of being amazing! Or at least trying to be. You're doing great!
Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be as bright as your future and as crazy as our friendship
Congratulations on another year of being fabulous! Or at least trying to fake it till you make it
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your wrinkles be as non-existent as our filter on social media
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just leveling up... in the game of life
Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either
Happy birthday to the person who knows all my secrets and still chooses to be seen in public with me
Happy Birthday! Congratulations on turning another year younger. . . oh wait, my bad. I mean older!
Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to enjoy small talk
They say the older you are, the smarter you become. At your age you must be a genius! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and lots of embarrassing stories about you
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not over the hill, you're just on top of a really big pile of presents
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your cake be as sweet as your dance moves (which is not saying much)
Cheers to another year of surviving your antics! May your birthday be as epic as our adventures together
Cheers to the birthday boy/girl! May your cake be as sweet as your victory when you beat me at video games
Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to understand technology
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number that keeps going up every year
Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be as fabulous as you are... which means it'll be pretty darn fabulous
Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to enjoy family gatherings
Congratulations on surviving another year! You're officially old enough to start complaining about everything
Forget about the past, it cannot be changed; Forget about the present, you're not getting one. Happy birthday!
Congratulations on surviving another year! You're officially old enough to start forgetting where you put things
Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be as awesome as you are... which means it's going to be pretty darn awesome
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value... like a vintage vinyl record
Cheers to the birthday boy/girl! May your cake be the only thing on fire this year... but I can't make any promises
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more experienced at pretending to be an adult
Happy birthday! I think you're supposed to get finer and wiser with age? Well, that's okay, there's always next year!
Congratulations on another trip around the sun! You're officially old enough to start forgetting where you left your keys
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more distinguished... or at least more noticeable
Congratulations on surviving another year with me as your best friend! You deserve a medal... or at least a really big cake
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to remember everyone's names at family gatherings
Wishing a very happy birthday to one of those rare people whose birthday I can remember even without a Facebook notification!
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more excuses to celebrate... and more reasons to complain
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your age be just a number and your cake be the only thing collapsing under the weight of candles
Congratulations on turning another year older! You know you're getting old when you start enjoying the sound of your joints cracking
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