30 Funny New Baby Messages

Wishing you all the best… And some rest!

Congratulations the bun has come out of your oven

Congratulations on your new son. We already love him a ton!

Welcome to the parenting club. Eat, sleep, clean poop, repeat

Congrats on birthing your bestie! Cheers for the new kid on the block

Congrats on your new alarm clock... let the noise begin! Sleep is overrated anyway

Goodbye tummy – hello mummy. Welcome to the Parenthood club. Eat, sleep, poo, repeat

Welcome to the coolest club in town! Now you can share your wisdom on sleep deprivation

Congratulations on your bundle of joy. Your baby is definitely cuter than all other babies

Congrats on the new addition to your family! Say goodbye to sleep and hello to diaper duty

Congrats on the new baby! Get ready for some serious cuteness overload and a whole lot of chaos

Your new baby is going to be the star of the show. Congrats on your new little diva or rockstar!

Congrats on the new addition to your family! Get ready for the cutest alarm clock you've ever had

Your new baby is going to be the boss of the house in no time. Congrats on your new little ruler!

Congrats on the new addition to your family! May your baby's cries be brief and your naps be long

Your life just got a whole lot messier, but also a whole lot more magical. Congrats on the new baby!

Wishing you all the best with your new bundle of joy. Just remember, caffeine is your new best friend

Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood! Get ready for endless diaper changes and sleepless nights

People who say they sleep like a baby have never had one. Welcome to the world of constantly being tired!

Congratulations on the new baby! Get ready for some serious multitasking and mastering the art of juggling

Roses are red, violets are blue, your baby girl is adorable, just like you! Congrats on becoming a proud uncle!

Wishing you all the best with your new bundle of joy. May your coffee be strong and your patience even stronger!

Congrats on the new baby! Get ready to experience the most love, joy, and exhaustion you've ever felt all at once

Your life just got a little more pink and a whole lot cuter. Congratulations on the arrival of your sweet baby girl!

Congrats on your new arrival. May all the stars align to bring your growing family health, love, and plenty of sleep

Your new baby is going to be the cutest little troublemaker in town. Congratulations on your new parenting adventure!

Brace yourself, big bro! Pink bows, fairy tales, and lots of glitter are coming your way. Congrats on your baby girl!

Congrats on the new baby! Get ready to be amazed at how much love you can have for someone who poops and cries all day

Congrats on your new baby! Get ready for the ultimate test of your patience and your ability to function on minimal sleep

The stork did well this time! Your baby girl is absolutely adorable. Congrats, bro, on the newest addition to your family!

Diapers, sleepless nights, and baby giggles are now a part of your daily life. Congratulations on your beautiful baby girl!

It's a girl! Time to start practicing your tea party skills and mastering the art of pigtail braids. Congratulations, big bro!

Delighted to have another member of the family. Hopefully, you inherit my good looks, sense of humor, and brilliant personality

Hey there, congratulations on your new bundle of joy! Get ready for sleepless nights and endless amounts of love. Enjoy the ride!

A new baby makes love stronger, your home happier, the days shorter, nights longer, and bank accounts emptier. Congrats and have fun!

Your new baby is going to teach you so much about life, love, and the importance of a good nap. Congrats on your new parenting adventure!

Woohoo, you made a mini version of yourself! Congrats on your new arrival, may they be just as awesome (and maybe even more) than their parents!

Welcome to the club of zombie-like new parents! May your coffee always be hot and your naps plentiful. Congrats on the new addition to your family!