290 Funny Birthday Messages

Happy beer-thday, bud
Smile its your birthday
A toast on your birthday
Happy Womb Emigration Day
Happy National [Name] Day!
Wait wait wait, you're how old?
Congratulations on the level-up!
So many candles, so little cake!
You aren’t old, you’re a classic!
Happy birthday! So glad you were born
Happy National (Co-Worker's Name) Day!
Like an iPhone, you upgrade each year!
I know your real age Happy Birthday!
Don't just count the years. lie about them
Let them eat cake. And by them, I mean you!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age
We're not getting old. We're getting awesome
You're not getting older, you're leveling up!
You're not old. You're chronologically gifted
OMG You Are So Old You Probably Can't Read This
When did our wild oats turn into shredded wheat?
Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age!
Happy birthday to my favorite human pillow! Thanks
However old you are is the new 20. Happy birthday!
At your age you're already finer than an old scotch
I'm actually just here for the cake. Happy birthday!
Happy, Happy Birthday to the "she" to my "nanigans"!
Remember, age gets better with wine. Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are like vacations: infrequent and fleeting
Better "over the hill" than under it. Happy Birthday!
It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age
Every day we celebrate you... but today, you get a card
Older? Yes. Wiser? Not so much. Happy Birthday, bestie!
Have a drink for me on your birthday! Or two...or four!
Congratulations on leveling up... err - happy birthday!
Happy birthday and keep up the good work getting older!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles. Happy birthday!
Older? For sure. Wiser? Not so much. Happy Birthday, bro!
I regret to inform you that your childhood has now expired
You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday!
Here's to getting as lit as the candles on your cake today!
We're both getting old, but who's counting? Happy birthday!
Loving you is a piece of cake. Now, it's time to eat yours!
Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!
We're both getting old, but why keep track. Happy birthday!
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. Happy birthday!
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again!
Let's party like it's your birthday because, oh wait, it is!
Celebrate your birthday like a cat: by turning up the mewsic
Age is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Have you heard? In banana years, you're ripe enough for bread!
Older? Definitely. Wiser? Definitely debatable. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Another milestone for you I'm not counting!
Happy birthday! We’re both getting old, but who’s counting?
Cheers to another year of pretending to know what you're doing!
Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young
Is it hot in here? Must be all the candles on your birthday cake
Whoever said you can't teach an old dog new tricks never met you
Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you're still alive and cake-ing!
In dog years you're dead. Happy birthday to a man’s best friend!
Like cheese and fine wine, you’re only getting better with time!
You're not getting older... just more distinguished! Happy Birthday
Congrats on another year of successfully pretending to be an adult!
I can’t think of a better gift than my friendship. Happy birthday!
Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
My birthday wish for you is that your hangover tomorrow isn't too bad
Happy birthday! May your cake be as sweet as your lies about your age
Happy birthday. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year
What did one veggie say to the other on its birthday? Ha pea birthday
Cheers to another year of being slightly less clueless than last year!
Everyone gets to be young once. Today it's official, your turn is over
If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius! Happy birthday
May all your birthday wishes come true —except for the illegal ones!
Cheers to another year of making bad jokes and laughing at them anyway!
I didn’t forget your birthday, I’m just celebrating your birthweek!
Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really, really high one
You know you've hit middle age when your back is hairier than your head
Another birthday. There's no holding me back says notorious party animal
Is it hot in here? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a dude who isn't showing his age—or acting it, either
Remember to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you "Happy Birthday" today!
Cheers to another year of being fabulously flawed and perfectly imperfect!
Congratulations on another year of aging gracefully! Or at least trying to
Congrats on completing another trip around the sun without getting burned!
Cheers to you! May your birthday be as unforgettable as my Netflix password
How do two pickle friends celebrate each other? They relish their birthdays
This birthday, just remember: there's absolutely no shame in the Botox game
The secret to staying young is make-up—make-up an age, then stick with it
Congrats on another year of dodging adulthood like it's a game of dodgeball
Birthdays are just like golf—if you don’t keep count it's a lot more fun
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number
Happy birthday from the one who endures your farts and loves you all the same
Birthdays are like golfing — it's a lot more fun if you don’t keep count!
I just want to say on your special day, thanks for always being older than me
Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be less noticeable than your laughter lines
I can’t tell if life is passing us by or trying to run us over. HBD, friend!
Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower
Someone has to keep the party going. You’re welcome. Happy belated birthday!
On your birthday, keep this in mind...you only look as old as your last selfie
You're another year older, but definitely not any wiser. Happy birthday bestie!
Congratulations on another year of being fabulous! Or at least pretending to be
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!
A birthday is just nature's way of reminding you to pick up wine on your way home
Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to the most fabulous woman I know. Oh wait, it’s not my birthday!
Happy birthday! May your cake be as large as your ego and as sweet as your charisma
Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday, rock star!
Don't forget to smile uncomfortably when the whole family sings you Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! I would have bought you a gift, but it's above my sibling pay grade
Last year your birthday cake looked like a prairie fire! Keep adding those candles!
Yes, I forgot your birthday. But on the bright side, I also don't remember your age!
I’d give you my last French fry. That’s really saying something! Happy birthday!
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laugh lines
You know you are getting old when people call at 9 p.m. and ask, 'Did I wake you up?
Happy birthday to my favorite oldie but goodie! In dog years, you're...oh never mind
Happy Birthday, big guy! Don't forget to iron the wrinkles out of that birthday suit
Cheers to the birthday boy/girl! May your wrinkles only be as visible as your wisdom
I didn't forget your birthday; I just wanted to add some extra suspense to your life
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your smile lines
You may no longer be considered young, but you'll always be immature. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Here's to another year of avoiding wrinkles and embracing laugh lines
I can't figure out if life is passing us by or trying to run us over. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Here's to more years of pretending you don't care about getting older
Happy Birthday to my big sister!!! Who will always hit every decade before I do!
Cheers to another year of making questionable decisions and laughing about them later!
How do two pickle friends celebrate each other? They relish their birthdays, of course
Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
Whatever you do, don't let aging get you down. It's way too hard to get back up again!
Happy Birthday to a woman who's old enough to know better and young enough to not care
If it's any consolation, in whiskey years you're just getting tastier. Happy birthday!
Everyone gets to be young once. Today it's official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself
You deserve the best - which is why I showed up today. You’re welcome. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but wrinkles are real estate for wisdom!
I've already alerted the fire department, so go ahead and light the candles on your cake
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit. But make sure you check it for wrinkles first!
You forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Here's to more years of avoiding responsibility like it's a full-time job
May you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming
Congratulations on making it through another year without a visit from the fashion police!
Happy birthday! We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then, we'll be new friends!
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your candles be the only thing getting blown this year
They say the older you are, the wiser you become. At this rate, you’re basically Socrates!
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your next midlife crisis be more exciting than your last
Another year older, wiser, and more like me. You're welcome. Happy birthday, little bro/sis!
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your hairlines recede as gracefully as your wisdom grows
Happy birthday! Remember, age is like underwear: it creeps up on you when you least expect it
You’re still hot after all these years, but not as hot as your cake with all those candles!
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to understand memes
Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a state of mind... a very wrinkly, creaky state of mind
Happy birthday! Remember, our age is just the number of years the world has been enjoying us!
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to enjoy small talk
Your big day is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!
Cheers to another year of being the life of the party – or at least trying really hard to be
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it
Happy birthday! Let's celebrate like it's 1999 – but try not to party like it's 2020, please
You're so old now that people will start saying "you look good for your age" Happy Birthday
Happy birthday! Here's to more years of questionable dance moves and embarrassing party photos
Happy birthday! Don't worry about getting older, you're still not as old as you'll be next year
You don’t look a day over 20. From a distance. With my eyes squinted. Happy birthday, bestie!
Happy birthday! May your special day be filled with cake, laughter, and people you can tolerate
Happy birthday! I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my gift to you
Happy birthday! May your special day be filled with less awkwardness than a middle school dance
Stop counting the candles, it will take you until your next birthday to finish! Happy birthday!
Wishing you a birthday that's as hilarious as you are! Keep on making the world a funnier place
Congratulations on another year of being awesome! Or at least trying to be. You're doing great!
You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is like fine wine: it only gets better with time... or so they say
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more excuses to eat cake
Congratulations on another year of being fabulous! Or at least trying to fake it till you make it
Happy birthday! But you might need to call the fire department to help blow out all those candles
Happy birthday to the best sibling. I'm so grateful you came into my life to make me seem normal!
Fun fact: birthdays are good for you! Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live
Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. You're doing pretty well!
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to understand technology
Congrats on reaching an age where you finally understand what "youth is wasted on the young" means
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just leveling up... in the game of life
Happy birthday to one of the only people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder
Happy birthday to one of the only people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis! Well, most days
Happy birthday to a guy who continues to defy the effects of time, both in appearance and behavior!
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your next year be filled with more adventures and less wrinkles
Happy Birthday, queen! You definitely don’t look a day older than the age you tell people you are
Happy birthday, bestie! Here's a long life together, so we can be 100 and still gossiping like teens
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to enjoy family gatherings
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to understand social media
There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth
Happy Birthday! Congratulations on turning another year younger. . . oh wait, my bad. I mean older!
Don't worry. Those aren't gray hairs. They're wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your age be just a number and your cake be the only thing on fire
Happy anniversary of being Bourne. I still maintain that was Matt Damon, but I'm happy if you're happy
I may have missed the actual date, but my love and wishes for you are timeless. Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday! Here's to you, the only person I know who can still look cool with a cake on their face
I wouldn't call you old... it's just that you've been young for longer than most of us. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
Don't think of them as gray hairs. Think of them as strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with more frosting than a bakery and less drama than a soap opera
Happiest of birthdays to the kid who always knows what to say, what to wear, and when to leave the party
Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and cheese. You just get better with age, lady!
A helpful reminder that calories don’t count on your birthday, so go on and have another piece of cake
Don't think of it as aging, think of it as leveling up. Congratulations and here's to a great year ahead!
Cheers to the birthday boy/girl! May your cake be as sweet as your dance moves (which is not saying much)
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with cake, candles, and not accidentally setting off the fire alarm
It’s your birthday! You're now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn
Happy birthday! Don't worry, you're not over the hill, you're just on top of a really big pile of presents
Happy birthday to the luckiest man/woman in the world. Getting a man/woman like me is winning the lottery!
Happy birthday! Let's celebrate like it's your 21st – but try not to wake up feeling like it's your 50th
One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. Which one is yours?
I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number that keeps going up every year
Congratulations on reaching an age where you wake up at the same time you used to go to sleep on a Saturday
Like the clothes we covet, you’re not old, but vintage! Happy birthday to my shopping partner and bestie!
Everything in this world has a limit, but my love for you is limitless... most of the time. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday. I hope your special day is even better than last year's and not quite as good as next year's
Another year, another candle on the cake. At this rate, your cake is going to need its own fire extinguisher
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not over the hill, you're just on top of a really big mountain of experience
Congratulations on surviving another year! You're officially old enough to start complaining about everything
I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming. Happy birthday!
Congratulations on another trip around the sun! Don't worry, you're not getting older, just more distinguished
Happy birthday! You're like a fine wine—getting older only makes you more valuable and smell a little funky!
Happy Birthday! Thank you for the sacrifice of being the older sibling paving the way, and making me look good!
Congrats on reaching an age where you can finally laugh at the "getting old" jokes without crying on the inside
Happy birthday! You know you're getting old when you can't remember how old you are. So, how old are you again?
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value... like a rare PokĂ©mon card
Happy birthday to my favorite funny bone! May your day be filled with more laughter than a clown car at a circus
Congratulations on surviving another year! You're officially old enough to start forgetting where you put things
Happy birthday! You're not getting older; you're just upgrading to a version with more 'wisdom' and fewer 'teeth
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value... like a vintage vinyl record
I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who! Happy belated!
Congratulations on turning another year older! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a fully rim of salt on a very large margarita
Happy birthday! May your age be just a number and your cake be the only thing collapsing under the weight of candles
It's time to get this party started! But seriously, let's get a move on—we both know you can't stay up past 10 p.m
Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more experienced at pretending to be an adult
Happy birthday to someone who's aging like a fine cheese, getting stinkier and more delicious with each passing year!
Happy birthday to the only person I know who can get away with using anti-aging cream and a fake ID at the same time!
Happy birthday! I think you're supposed to get finer and wiser with age? Well, that's okay, there's always next year!
If anyone calls you old this birthday, don't worry about it. Just hit him with your cane and throw your dentures at him
I didn't forget your birthday; I just wanted to test your patience. Congratulations, you passed! Belated happy birthday!
Happy belated birthday! I was going for the surprise element. Who knew arriving after the party could be so suspenseful?
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more distinguished... or at least more noticeable
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!
For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was absolutely wonderful, but then I remembered you already have me
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to remember everyone's names at family gatherings
Cheers to the one who still makes my heart skip a beat – and not just because I almost forgot it was your birthday again!
Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you buzzed on your birthday. Good thing I’m the second kind
Happy birthday! Don't worry, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value... like a fine wine or vintage cheese
Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more reasons to celebrate... and more reasons to complain
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!
Congratulations on another trip around the sun! You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake set off the smoke alarm
The best part of being older is that you did most of your stupid stuff before social media. Cheers to another trip around the sun!
Remember, age is like underwear – it creeps up on you when you least expect it. But at least you can change your age on Facebook
Happy belated birthday to someone who's so awesome that they deserve to be celebrated every day, not just on their actual birthday!
You know, you've just turned the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make a few more more
Congratulations on turning another year older! You know you're getting old when you start enjoying the sound of your joints cracking
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your age be just a number and your cake be the only thing collapsing under the weight of candles
I'm sorry for the delay in my birthday wishes. Let's just blame it on Mercury being in retrograde. Happy belated birthday, my friend!
Cheers to another year of making questionable decisions together! Happy birthday, my partner in crime and the craziest friend I know!
Another birthday spent together...you know we're going to be friends 'til we're old and senile, right? And then we'll be new friends!
A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one"
A wise person once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one!
You’re the Thelma to my Louise, the Snoop to my Martha, and the Selena to my Taylor. Wishing the happiest birthday to my partner in crime!
I couldn't decide what to get you for your birthday, so I thought I'd give you the gift of suspense. Happy belated birthday, my patient friend!
Happy birthday to the person who has seen me at my best, my worst, and my weirdest... and still loves me anyway! You're stuck with me for life!
Happy birthday to someone who is not only a year older but also a year closer to qualifying for the senior discount. Enjoy the perks, ancient one!
Happy birthday, hubby! They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I'm not sure if that's true, but I did get you a cake just in case
They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So, at your age, you must be the wisest person I know... or at least the one with the most birthdays
Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do! Happy birthday, and may your joints be as flexible as your sense of humor
Congratulations on surviving another year of my snoring. I know it's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Happy birthday, my sleep-deprived soulmate!
Happy birthday to the sister who knows me better than anyone else and still manages to like me. You're either a saint or just really good at pretending
Sorry for the delay, but the good news is that now your birthday celebration can last even longer! Belated happy birthday to the coolest person I know!
Congrats on surviving another year! Just remember, at your age, it's important to start using your blinker when changing lanes... in the grocery store!
Happy birthday! It's time to celebrate like there's no tomorrow – but let's not forget there's always a tomorrow, and it usually comes with a headache
I didn't want to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday. I wanted to be the last one so that you'd remember me the longest! Happy belated birthday!
May your social media pages be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years or genuinely couldn’t care less about
On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you are the cutest gift in the world
I'm not saying I'm forgetful, but I just remembered your birthday... fashionably late. Belated happy birthday, and may my memory improve before your next one!
Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!
Wishing my favorite (and only) sister the happiest birthday ever! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and fewer annoying questions about borrowing your stuff
They say good things come to those who wait, so consider this belated wish the best thing ever. Belated happy birthday, and may the delay bring you extra happiness!
It’s your (birthday) party and you’ll cry if you want to, though I don’t recommend it. We'll be taking loads of pics tonight and you don't want to streak your mascara
Happy birthday, darling! Remember, you're not getting older; you're just leveling up in the game of life. And as your devoted player two, I'm here for all the co-op adventures ahead!
Happy birthday! You're not just my sister; you're my partner in crime, my co-conspirator, and the reason our parents have more gray hair. Here's to another year of mischief and laughter!
Cheers to the one who knows all my secrets and still decides to be seen in public with me. Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with as much joy as our late-night gossip sessions
Happy birthday, bestie! Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one. Just kidding – you're like a fine wine, getting better with age. Or maybe just fermented. Cheers!
Congratulations on turning another year older and still not having your life together. You're not getting older; you're just collecting more experiences... and probably a few more gray hairs. Happy birthday sis/bro!
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