46 Funny Birthday Messages

You're not getting older, you're leveling up!

However old you are is the new 20. Happy birthday!

Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age!

I'm actually just here for the cake. Happy birthday!

Better "over the hill" than under it. Happy Birthday!

Older? Yes. Wiser? Not so much. Happy Birthday, bestie!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!

Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again!

Happy birthday! We’re both getting old, but who’s counting?

Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young

You're not getting older... just more distinguished! Happy Birthday

I can’t think of a better gift than my friendship. Happy birthday!

Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year

My birthday wish for you is that your hangover tomorrow isn't too bad

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius! Happy birthday

Remember to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you "Happy Birthday" today!

You're another year older, but definitely not any wiser. Happy birthday bestie!

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the most fabulous woman I know. Oh wait, it’s not my birthday!

You may no longer be considered young, but you'll always be immature. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to a woman who's old enough to know better and young enough to not care

Everyone gets to be young once. Today it's official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!

You deserve the best - which is why I showed up today. You’re welcome. Happy birthday!

You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself

Happy birthday! Remember, our age is just the number of years the world has been enjoying us!

You’re still hot after all these years, but not as hot as your cake with all those candles!

Stop counting the candles, it will take you until your next birthday to finish! Happy birthday!

Wishing you a birthday that's as hilarious as you are! Keep on making the world a funnier place

Happy birthday! I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my gift to you

Happy birthday! But you might need to call the fire department to help blow out all those candles

Fun fact: birthdays are good for you! Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live

Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either

Don't worry. Those aren't gray hairs. They're wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise

I wouldn't call you old... it's just that you've been young for longer than most of us. Happy Birthday!

A helpful reminder that calories don’t count on your birthday, so go on and have another piece of cake

Happy birthday. I hope your special day is even better than last year's and not quite as good as next year's

Happy birthday to my favorite funny bone! May your day be filled with more laughter than a clown car at a circus

Happy birthday! I think you're supposed to get finer and wiser with age? Well, that's okay, there's always next year!

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!

Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one"

On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you are the cutest gift in the world